Brew Shockalaka Tea Evolved: Zero-Sugar Nootropic TEA in Three Flavors

We didn't see this coming! When Brew Shockalaka launched their Coffee Evolved line in 2025, we thought they'd carved out their niche: zero-sugar nootropic coffee for people who wanted more from their morning brew.

Brew Shockalaka Tea Evolved delivers zero-sugar nootropic tea with 200mg natural caffeine, 1,000mg taurine, L-theanine, and CognatiQ. Built on brewed tea instead of coffee.

But Max Fairchild and the Brew Shock team just dropped something completely unexpected: Tea Evolved, a zero-sugar nootropic tea that mirrors the Coffee Evolved formula with one key difference -- it's built on a foundation of brewed tea instead of coffee.

This isn't a minor line extension. Tea Evolved brings the same 200mg of natural caffeine, the same nootropics (yet more), and the same clinical-dose electrolyte system that made the coffee version a hit. The formula includes N-acetyl-L-tyrosine, CognatiQ coffee fruit extract, L-theanine, and theobromine layered with methylated B vitamins and a multi-mineral hydration system. And this time, there's taurine added!

If you loved the Coffee Evolved formula but prefer tea's flavor profile or want a different caffeine source, this delivers the same cognitive support in a completely different package.

Three Tea Flavors at Launch

Tea Evolved debuts with three flavors: Peach, Lemon Par Tea, and Mixed Berry. Each delivers just 10 calories per 16oz can with zero sugar and zero added sugars, keeping total carbohydrates under 1 gram. The formulation is identical across all three flavors -- only the flavor systems differ.

Brew Shockalaka Tea Evolved Ingredients

Each 16oz can provides the following functional ingredients. For those already familiar with the Coffee Evolved formula, you'll recognize this stack immediately. If you need the complete breakdown of mechanisms and clinical research, check out our Brew Shockalaka ingredients deep dive.

• Brewed Tea Complex (Black, Green, White Tea)

  Tea Evolved starts with a blend of black, green, and white tea extracts that provide naturally occurring polyphenols and contribute to the overall caffeine content. Using multiple tea types broadens the phytochemical profile rather than relying on a single extract, creating a more complex flavor foundation than typical RTD teas.

• L-Taurine - 1,000mg

  This is the one that's not in the coffee version. Taurine leads the nootropic stack at 1,000mg per can. This amino acid functions as a cellular osmolyte, regulating cell volume and maintaining membrane integrity.^[1] Taurine concentrates in mitochondria where it supports energy production and maintains the pH gradient critical for ATP synthesis.^[2]

  For performance, taurine modulates calcium signaling in muscle tissue, supporting contraction mechanisms and force production.^[3] Meta-analysis shows supplementation improves endurance capacity, with single doses of 1-6g producing measurable effects on time-to-exhaustion.^[4]

  Combined with caffeine, taurine helps smooth stimulant effects and prevent jitteriness. This aligns more with neurological stability and sustained performance than pure energy output.

• N-Acetyl-L-Tyrosine - 500mg

  N-acetyl-L-tyrosine (NALT) is the acetylated, more soluble form of tyrosine included at 500mg to support catecholamine synthesis -- the production of dopamine and norepinephrine. This is a classic nootropic pairing with caffeine, designed to maintain focus and cognitive performance under stress or during mentally demanding tasks. Where caffeine provides the energy, NALT helps direct it toward productive work.

• Natural Caffeine - 200mg

  

  Like the coffee, Tea Evolved delivers 200mg of natural caffeine sourced from the tea blend and coffee fruit. This places it above standard teas, below aggressive energy drinks, and squarely in the functional energy category. Combined with L-theanine, theobromine, and the other nootropics, the caffeine works as part of a system designed for clarity and focus rather than pure stimulation.

• CognatiQ Coffee Fruit Extract - 100mg

  CognatiQ is whole coffee fruit extract standardized for polyphenols and included at 100mg per can. Research on coffee fruit extract has shown associations with neurotrophic signaling, the process that supports the production of proteins involved in neuron health and cognitive function. Importantly, CognatiQ complements caffeine rather than adding more stimulation: it's not about more energy, but about supporting mental clarity alongside it. We covered the science behind coffee fruit extract in detail when analyzing the Coffee Evolved formula.

• L-Theanine - 100mg

  L-theanine appears at 100mg, creating approximately a 1:2 ratio with caffeine. This amino acid is included to promote relaxed alertness and smooth the stimulant effects of caffeine. L-theanine helps reduce jitteriness and supports sustained focus without sedation. The ratio makes it clear this is about balance, not pushing stimulation to uncomfortable levels.

• Theobromine - 100mg

  

  Brew Shockalaka's formula explained: 500mg NALT for neurotransmitter support, 100mg CognatiQ (143% BDNF increase), 200mg caffeine with 100mg L-theanine (2:1 ratio), plus theobromine and MCTs. Every ingredient clinically dosed. Zero sugar, zero dairy.

  Theobromine is a mild methylxanthine (found naturally in cacao) that provides gentler, longer-lasting stimulation than caffeine. At 100mg, it adds temporal depth to the energy curve... think sustained energy rather than a sharp spike and crash. Theobromine has less impact on heart rate than caffeine while contributing to mood and perceived energy throughout the day.

• Electrolyte & Mineral System

  Rather than relying on a single salt, Tea Evolved uses a multi-mineral approach:

  • Sodium: 250mg (11% DV)
  • Potassium: 203mg (4% DV)
  • Magnesium: 84mg (20% DV) from bisglycinate chelate and citrate
  • Phosphorus: 217mg (15% DV)
  • Calcium: 25mg (2% DV)
  • Chloride: 25mg

  This supports hydration and neuromuscular function, especially relevant given the 200mg caffeine content. Magnesium bisglycinate is notable for its high bioavailability and low GI distress compared to oxide forms.

  While this formula has taurine added, it's a touch lower in potassium, but still brings a solid dose! Again, you can see the full writeup in our Brew Shockalaka ingredients article.



Brew Shockalaka uses the whole coffee fruit, not just the bean. CognatiQ increases BDNF 143% in 60 minutes, paired with caffeine, L-theanine, NALT, and theobromine. Zero sugar nootropic RTD with clinical doses.

• Methylated B Vitamins

  Tea Evolved includes:

  • Vitamin B6 (pyridoxine HCl): 1.7mg (100% DV)
  • Vitamin B12 (methylcobalamin): 2.4mcg (100% DV)

  These support energy metabolism, neurotransmitter synthesis, and methylation pathways. Using methylcobalamin avoids the perception issues associated with cyanocobalamin while providing the active form of B12.

• Sweetener System

  Tea Evolved uses sucralose for sweetness intensity and monk fruit extract for sweetness rounding and flavor modulation. There are zero sugars and zero added sugars, keeping total carbohydrates under 1 gram per can.

Flavors Available

As mentioned in the intro, it all kicks off with three flavors. However, here's an up-to-date list of all flavors of Brew Shockalaka Tea Evolved:

How to Use

Brew Shockalaka just hit three major fitness chains. The zero-sugar nootropic coffee with 200mg caffeine and CognatiQ is now at Onelife Fitness, The Edge Fitness Clubs, and Fitness Connection locations across the Mid-Atlantic, Northeast, Georgia, Texas, and Nevada.

• When to take it: Tea Evolved works anytime you'd normally reach for iced tea, an energy drink, or your afternoon coffee. The 200mg caffeine content makes it suitable for morning energy or midday focus without pushing into aggressive pre-workout territory.
• With or without food: Can be used with or without food. The electrolyte system and lack of harsh stimulants make it easy on the stomach even when taken on an empty stomach.
• Timing note: Given the caffeine content, most people should avoid consuming within 6-8 hours of bedtime to prevent sleep disruption.

Who It's For

• Tea fans who want functional benefits: If you're tired of traditional iced tea that's either loaded with sugar or completely flavorless, Tea Evolved delivers the tea base you want with zero-sugar formulation and legitimate cognitive support.
• Energy drink consumers looking for better options: Anyone drinking Arizona Iced Tea, Twisted Tea, or traditional energy drinks for the caffeine and flavor will find Tea Evolved offers a cleaner alternative without the sugar crash or artificial taste that plagues the category.
• Coffee Evolved fans who want variety: If you love the Brew Shockalaka Coffee Evolved formula but want a tea-based option for rotation, Tea Evolved gives you the same nootropic stack in a completely different flavor profile.

Conclusion: Tea Gets the Brew Shock Treatment

Max Fairchild, Chuck Letchman, and Daniel Pierce reveal how they're revolutionizing the RTD coffee market with Brew Shockalaka's zero-sugar, nootropic-enhanced formula on Episode #182 of the PricePlow Podcast.

We're genuinely surprised by this launch. When Brew Shockalaka debuted their Coffee Evolved line, it felt like they'd found their lane: premium zero-sugar nootropic coffee for people who wanted more from their daily brew. Tea Evolved proves that Max Fairchild and the team see the bigger picture. The RTD tea market is massive, dominated by sugar-loaded options or flavorless diet alternatives. Brew Shockalaka just entered that space with a formula that delivers legitimate cognitive support, zero sugar, and enough caffeine to replace both your morning tea and your afternoon energy drink.

The formula itself is nearly identical to Coffee Evolved: 1,000mg of taurine, 500mg of NALT, 100mg of CognatiQ, 100mg of L-theanine, 100mg of theobromine, and 200mg of natural caffeine backed by a clinical-dose electrolyte system and methylated B vitamins. If you've read our detailed ingredient analysis or listened to Max Fairchild discuss the formulation strategy on the PricePlow Podcast, you already know this stack works. The difference is delivery: brewed tea instead of cold-brew coffee.

Peach, Lemon Par Tea, and Mixed Berry give you three options at launch, all with identical nutrition and functionality. Limited availability is expected at first, so if you're interested in trying Tea Evolved before widespread distribution, sign up for Brew Shockalaka alerts below to catch availability notifications and early access opportunities.